"Warning - The website you're about to enter I created out of necessity and no budget - The success of our Selfie Toasters has given me a budget and you a whole new website coming this November." -Galen Dively III CEO/President VNTC
Welcome to your Kitchen's Counter Culture
w/ Burnt Impressions Brand Toasters!
What's on your counter this morning?
- This is not Photoshop fiction. It is REAL toast with any face toasted on it; and you don't have to be famous or Jesus to do it! For best results upload 300dpi image with a clear view of the face.
- What would you toast with 1-3 lines and five characters each?
- Our usual toaster with your choice of any stock insert we carry.
- The Original Jesus toasters and our new Rapture Toasters are here! Jesus on toast has never been easier.
Interchangable Inserts for use only with Burnt Impressions Brand Insert, Selfie, and Note Toasters - DO NOT USE IN AN ORDINARY TOASTER!!!
Custom Selfie Inserts
- Expand your toaster's creativity. Surprise the relatives visiting for the holidays with their face on toast!
- You can say anything over the breakfast table with toast!
- Our ever growing collection of stock inserts for Burnt Impressions Insert Toasters.
Discontinued Toasters as low as $12.50 each! - These toasters have fixed non interchangable inserts.
Peace Toasters Christmas Blowout - Though peace signs will always be available as stock inserts, we are discontinueing the original Peace Sign toaster and all it's typos.
Virgin Mary Toaster Christmas Blowout
- Virgin Mary toast will always be achievable as stock inserts, but the original gift boxed Virgin Mary toaster is available now at miraculous prices.
230 Volt Toasters with EU plug arriving the end of November. CLICK IMAGE TO PREORDER YOURS
(Will work with AU, UK, and other 220-230V outlets with an adapter)
The times are changing fast around here. We are in the process of bringing a whole new look and feel; complete with new products and services.
Packaging and branding will change and for the first time we will be offering interchangable custom and stock inserts for our toasters. They are sized to easily slip in and out of all our toasters except "The Jesus Toaster". (Those plates are fixed)
Also coming is our "Breakfast Club", a subscription service offering new plates every month and tasty discounts on our website.
Anyone who has bought or buys a toaster before we complete our new website will be sent an email invitation to a free month membership. (If we do not get a response we will never send another email there again. We hate spam as much as you do.)
Afterwards, everyone will be able to opt into a free months membership at checkout.
We have about 1250 of our soon to be retired toasters with color accents. When they are sold out we will be carrying just one black and white toaster. (the Black and White toaster at Holstein prices...) In Spring/Summer 2015, our Toasters will be available internationally at a retailer near you