I am putting Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation to rest and eventually getting out of the custom novelty toaster and toast art business all together. It’s not like I don’t like paying my bills with art. I do. It's just that I am not very good at keeping a company together.

I am at heart a stoner tie dyer that, at this time in his life, would rather be selling tie dyes following jam bands I can dance to.

But until the I.R.S. gets paid and/or I run out of toasters I currently offer these options:

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