The Virgin Mary Toasters

Toasted Virgin Mary Simulacra make appearances all across the globe!!

Nothing miraculous except maybe this toaster, capable of single handedly crashing a lucrative eBay phenomenon, didn't appear sooner. Brought to the masses by Burnt Impressions, the Blessed Virgin can now appear every morning on your breakfast. With no heavy prices attached like other purveyors of “holy” wheat toast. No novelty joke... these toasters really work!