Work for Toast

Toast: the final frontier.

These are the adventures of the Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation.
Its continuing mission: to explore strange new ways at making art on toast, to seek out new life for the mundane toaster while finding (and marketing to) new civilizations that want them, to boldly go where no one has gone before with a slice of bread.


Creating Your Very Own Kitchen Counter Culture

University of Vermont Extension Service helping us spread the butter...

Selfie ToastersTM

Selfie Toast Any face on toast!
Quite possibly the most unique personalized gift ever created? A Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation Original. This is not Photoshop Fiction. Get yours today.
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Note ToastersTM

What would you say in 1-3 lines with up to five characters each? One note on both slices or a seperate note for each slice...
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Burnt ImpressionsTM
Stock and Interchangable Insert Toasters

From our toasters with interchangeable inserts to our stand alone classics like the Jesus Toaster, some of best breakfast laughs start with a Burnt ImpressionsTM Toaster. Jesus, Mary and Peace Sign Toasters » Check out our ever growing library of toast art inserts for your...

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Burnt ImpressionsTM
Breakfast Club

Get free toaster replacements for life!
Subscribe to our Breakfast Club and get all the news about our specials and new toast inserts with our monthly newsletter.

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Selfie ToastersTM

You can interchange any of our toast art inserts with these toasters.

Selfie Toast

Instant satisfaction... almost. (allow 3-7days production time)

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Tips, Tricks and Videos on Making the Best Selfie... Toast!

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Let Others Decide
Buy With Included Coupon

Selfie Toast   Selfie Toast   Selfie Toast

Includes a unique coupon and instructions to redeem for custom selfie inserts at a future date. Let your friends and family decide which photo they want on toast! Comes with a "starter" plate for added anticipation.

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Redeem Selfie Coupons at the...

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When Making Burnt ImpressionsTM Toast
Are all BREADS equal?

Not really. Each toast image is unique and reacts to toasting differently with any kind of bread, but fine grain breads without many air bubbles work best when trying to achieve the best image possible. Though many brands work well, our bread sponsor Jacquet® makes a crustless white bread we find very useful in achieving great results. Taste Good Too!

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Stock Burnt ImpressionsTM Toasters
The toasters that started it all... each with their own unique gift boxes
IMPORTANT - Their inserts are FIXED and WILL NOT work with our Interchangable Inserts

Jesus ToastersTM

Jesus Toast

Choose between the Original Jesus Toasters or our new 2nd Coming Jesus Toaster!
Jesus on toast has never been easier.

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Virgin Mary ToastersTM

Mary Toast

Original Virgin Mary Toasters available at miraculous prices. These simulacran toasters are destroying eBay's "Miracle Toast" market.

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Peace ToastersTM

Peace Toast

Bringing peace to the breakfast table every morning. Give these toasters a chance. Serve with whirled peas for a special treat!

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The Brand New Burnt ImpressionsTM Breakfast Club
A Kitchen Counter Culture

Reinvent toast and the mundane toaster purchase. Have fun doing it! Breakfast Club
Butter Up! The evolution of toast is in your hands and here's to a jammin' future.



  • Replacement Toasters For Life (Restrictions Apply)
  • Members Area
    (coming soon)
  • Email Specials
  • Occasional Free Sponsor Inserts


$10 / month

  • All Fan Benefits +
  • Receive a Free Stock Insert Every month
  • 10% Off All Purchases


$25 / month

  • All Enthusiast Benefits +
  • Make a New Custom Insert Every Month
  • Sell Your Designs
    Earn $$ With Every Sale
    (coming soon)
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CONTACT Feel free to contact us with any questions, problems, or suggestions.

136 Bay Street
Suite 2
Saint Johnsbury, VT 05819