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Toasted Selfies
This is not Photoshop fiction. It is REAL toast with your face toasted on it; and you don't have to be famous or Jesus to do it! Yes, your image on toast! Totally custom Selfie Toasters with no minimum orders. Order Today

Toasted Selfies
Give us your art and we will create a personalized toaster for you. Clip art. Line art. Logos. You name it. We will do it or your money back. Truly custom toasters are now available to all. Great promotion gifts for small businesses. Lots of fun for families. Order Today

Toasted Selfies
What would you say in 1-3 lines with up to five characters each? Our Toast Note Toasters will say it every morning.
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Toasted Selfies
The original Jesus toasters are still available in limited numbers; but don't fear the Rapture Toaster is here! Jesus on toast has never been easier.
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Virgin Mary Toaster
Every morning is a miracle. The Virgin Mary Toaster makes each miracle special.
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Virgin Mary Toaster
Once upon a midnight munchie, while I pondered weak and hungry,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten carbs...
The Poe Toaster Returns!
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Virgin Mary Toaster
May your mornings be always peaceful and your carbs never be old. Let your eggs inspire spirit as you dip your toast in gold. May you share this breakfast bounty with everyone you know and may it stay... forever yum. May it stay, forever yum.
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Virgin Mary Toaster
Our toaster gallery is always growing. From white bread to dark rye we offer more variety than any other company. Getting the planet beyond ordinary toast!
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