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Any face on toast! Quite possibly the most unique personalized gift ever created? A Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation Original. This is not Photoshop Fiction. Get yours today. Tell Me More »
From our toasters with interchangeable inserts to our stand alone classics like the Jesus Toaster, some of best breakfast laughs start with a Burnt ImpressionsTM Toaster. Jesus, Mary and Peace Sign Toasters » Check out our ever growing library of toast art inserts for your...Burnt Impressions Insert Toasters »
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Instant satisfaction... almost. (allow 3-7days production time)
Includes a unique coupon and instructions to redeem for custom selfie inserts at a future date. Let your friends and family decide which photo they want on toast! Comes with a "starter" plate for added anticipation.
Not really. Each toast image is unique and reacts to toasting differently with any kind of bread, but fine grain breads without many air bubbles work best when trying to achieve the best image possible. Though many brands work well, our bread sponsor Jacquet® makes a crustless white bread we find very useful in achieving great results. Taste Good Too!
Choose between the Original Jesus Toasters or our new 2nd Coming Jesus Toaster! Jesus on toast has never been easier.
Original Virgin Mary Toasters available at miraculous prices. These simulacran toasters are destroying eBay's "Miracle Toast" market.
Bringing peace to the breakfast table every morning. Give these toasters a chance. Serve with whirled peas for a special treat!
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