Wednesday February 22, 2012

Political Toasters


Republican or Democrat - Get out the vote with toast!!

What better way to wake up each morning until election day. Join the Great Toast Debate! Democrat or Republican... everybody loves toast. Libertarians even butter up to smaller portions. Impress friends with your devotion to preserving democracy and don't forget... eating breakfast increases your chance to make informed decisions regarding our country.

Obama is Toast?

The Completely Unofficial Obama Presidential Toaster

Finally! something both sides of the political spectrum can agree upon. The left gets to see the leader of the free world immortalized on toast, while the right gets to make jokes about the president being toasted in the polls. And then everybody gets to eat toast! See? Political Gag Gifts can be both functional and in good taste. $34.95

 

Republican Elephant Toast

The Totally Unofficial Republican Toaster

The GOP insisted we cease and desist any use of their official elephant logo. Seems they trademarked it back when Newt was Speaker of the House. Have no fear. America's Political Parody Toasters are here. Butter up to your beliefs each morning and make your toast right! $34.95

 

The Wholly Unofficial Democratic Toaster

These toasters have been used by Democrat Party Officials. No Cease and Desist so far. Could they have butter things to do? Butter up to your beliefs each morning and make toast that matters! $34.95
 
 
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