Spread the Bread - Starting 9/1/2015 $2 of every toaster sold on this website through Christmas will be donated to The Vermont Food Bank
The Selfie ToasterTM
This ain't no Photoshop fiction.
A Unique Custom Made One of a Kind Novelty Gift - Any Face on Toast for Just
$69.95 plus shipping
Gotta Get One
Choose from our collection or create your own toast art. Pop them in our toasters and toast art pops out.
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The Jesus ToasterTM
Quite possibly the Most Ultimate Novelty Christmas Gift on the Planet (and the Heavens) Available in 230v EU Plug.
Get a Slice of Heaven for just
$34.99 plus shipping
Get Your Jesus Toaster
Another Toaster for Bernie
Turn up the political heat and toast Bernie's climb to the Democratic Ticket every morning until November 2016!
A Toast for Hillary
Yet another Clinton toaster in the White House? Bill can jam and never take out the saxophone.
Trump this Toaster
Heating up the debate with a butter solution? Political correctness has melt it's match? Trump has the other Republicans unplugging from the wall.
None of the corporate profits from the proceeds of these toasters goes towards any political campaign... including Bernie's.
Just the Selfie ToastTM
Inserts & Toaster Not Included
Surprise Your Friends with Their Face on Toast! Clear Lid Gift Box Included. Not for Human Consumption.
Starting at $29.95 Each plus shipping
Recieved a Selfie Toaster with a Redemption Code? This is the place to get your custom fabricated Selfie Toast Inserts included with our retailer versions.
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Peace Toasters, Virgin Mary Toasters and our old style inserts toasters are on sale.
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Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation
Toasting families, friends, logos, pets, trademarks, doodles, historical people, original art, quotes, notes, and so much more since 2010.
Join the Breakfast Club
Save up to 20% off any purchase. See your custom orders as they are processed. Update Images. Add your toast art to our collection and make money with commissions. Free lifetime toaster replacement.