It's been an epic uphill battle to manifest 1000 toasters. They arrive on the mountain July 6th!! Order now for next week shipping!

Any Face on Toast
Or Your Bread Back

The perfect personalized gag gift for anyone with an ego.

Get Your Toaster

Can Your Kitchen Get Any Kitschier?

Send me a picture of any face and I will make a toaster that will toast that face on every slice. A perfect gift for the Kids, Doting Moms, Handsome Dads, Silly Friends, Retiring Bosses, White Elephant Parties, just about any Wedding Party, and those Narcissists We All Know. Oh, and Anyone Else with Everything.

It's Been a Long Strange Trip...

Toasters arrive next week!

The Selfie Toaster™ ($99.95)

The ultimate starter kit. Includes the toaster and your first custom stainless steel FacePlate™.

The Jesus Toaster™ ($49.95)

The viral original. Pre-loaded with a miracle, but fully compatible with custom inserts later.

Extra FacePlates™

Already have the toaster? Swap the art out. Upload a new photo and keep the fun going.

Swag Toasters™

Put your company logo on toast. Contact us for bulk pricing on the ultimate promo gift.
The Breakfast Club

Join our VIP loyalty program and get a replacement toaster for life (or at least as long as I own the company). Plus, unlock $35 custom FacePlates™ and earn free rewards with our digital punch cards.

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