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Toast Person

Burnt ImpressionsTM Brand Toasters
Brought to you by Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation

Toasting families, friends, logos, pets, trademarks, doodles, historical people, original art, quotes, notes, and so much more since 2010.

Jesus Toaster

Jesus ToasterTM

The Ultimate Novelty Christmas Gift

Works with Interchangeable Inserts

A Slice of Heaven
$34.95 plus shipping

Inserts Included


InterChangeable Inserts

Want More Toast Art for Your Toaster?

100+ to choose from or create your own!

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Got A Redemption Code?

Create Your Insert Here

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Selfie Toaster

Selfie ToasterTM

The Unique Custom Made
One of a Kind Personalized Sui Generis Novelty Gift
that Keeps Toasting!
$69.95 plus shipping

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Peace Sign Toaster

Peace Toaster

Discontinued Model

Fixed Inserts Will Not Work with Our Interchangeable Inserts

US/CAN 120V ONLY

$10 each plus shipping

While Supplies Last!

Selfie Toaster

Virgin Mary Toaster

Discontinued Model

Fixed Inserts Will Not Work with Our Interchangeable Inserts

US/CAN 120V ONLY

$10 each plus shipping

While Supplies Last!

Inter Changeable Inserts

Discontinued Insert Toasters

US/CAN 120V ONLY

WILL Work with Our Interchangeable Inserts

$20 each plus shipping

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While Supplies Last!

Inserts Not Included

100% Satisfaction Guarantee on all Custom Inserts

If we can't figure out a way to make your custom toast work, we will gladly refund the purchase and give you a $15 Coupon towards any future purchase.

Will My Photo/Logo Work?

Send us your picture through our contact page. We will promptly check it out and let you know.

Jacquet Bread Are all BREADS equal?

Not really when it comes to images on toast. Each custom insert is unique and toasts differently. Every brand and type of bread produce varying results. We use Jacquet brand bread for all our testing. Their bread create sharp images and tastes great!

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