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The Place for Cool Novelty Toasters

Any Face on Toast or Your Bread Back



Send me a picture of any face and I will make a toaster that will toast that face on every slice. A perfect gift for the Kids, Doting Moms, Handsome Dads, Silly Friends, Retiring Bosses, White Elephant Parties, just about any Wedding Party, and those Narcissists We All Know. Oh, and Anyone Else with Everything.


I am still making toasters for the 2025 Holiday Season. I only have fourteen toasters left that I can customize up to December 15th for Christmas delivery. When they are gone they are gone until a new batch comes in May 2026. ~Galen