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Creating Your Very Own Kitchen Counter Culture
Any face on toast! Just possibly the most unique personailized gift ever created? A Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation original and yet to be copied... the one and only Selfie Toaster! This is not Photoshop Fiction. Get yours today.
The toasters that started it all. From the Jesus, Mary or Peace Sign Toaster choose our unique stock novelty toasters for your next gift on the list. These toasters have fixed inserts that are NOT interchangable, though they do have their very own cool gift boxes. Some of best breakfast laughs start with a Burnt ImpressionsTM Toaster.
Explore our ever growing collection of toast art. Buy with Burnt ImpressionsTM Toaster or just the inserts if you already own one of our toasters with interchangeable capabilities. This is also where you can get more custom made Toast NotesTM and Selfie Inserts! Our inserts WILL NOT work in any other toaster. Please toast safe and read the warnings.
What would you say in 1-3 lines with up to five characters each? Say it on toast.
Get free toaster replacements for life! Subscribe to our Breakfast Club and get all the news about our specials and new toast inserts with our monthly newsletter. You may even find free stuff every now and then in your mailbox. With a PAID SUBSCRIPTION, members also receive new inserts every month and enjoy discounts all the time.
Not really. Each toast image is unique and reacts to toasting differently with any kind of bread, but fine grain breads without many air bubbles work best when trying to achieve the best image possible. Though many brands work well, our bread sponsor Jacquet® makes a crustless white bread we find extremely good for toasting your art.
The one and only Selfie ToasterTM with included instructions to redeem an unique coupon for custom selfie inserts at a future date. Let your friends and family decide which photo they want on toast!
Got a Selfie ToasterTM with a coupon to get your Inserts?
Choose between the Original Jesus Toasters or our new 2nd Coming Jesus Toaster! Jesus on toast has never been easier.
Original Virgin Mary Toasters available at miraculous prices. These simulacran toasters are destroying eBay's "Miracle Toast" market.
Bringing peace to the breakfast table every morning. Give these toasters a chance. Serve with whirled peas for a special treat!
Join with us as we reinvent the toaster... every month. The evolution of toast is in your hands and here's to a butter future. All Subscriptions include free toaster replacement for the life of your toaster (or our company). Just mail your broken toaster to us and we will ship you another. What Do I have To Do? Basically, all subscriptions have you joining our mailing list. You agree to allow us to send you stuff both through email and USPS. You will get access to monthly deals, member specials, and surprise toast inserts every once in awhile from our sponsors and us. Paid subscriptions get all that plus new inserts every month. It's not unlike a gift basket... you just gotta supply the jam. We will not give or sell your info to anyone. Your info will only be used internally to process membership features. No payment information is stored in our database. All paid subscriptions are processed through Paypal ~ New Payment Options Coming Soon
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