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Selfie Toaster

The Selfie ToasterTM

This ain't no Photoshop fiction.

A Unique Custom Made One of a Kind Novelty Gift - Any Face on Toast for Just
$69.95 plus shipping

Gotta Get One

InterChangeable Inserts

Interchangeable Inserts

Choose from our collection or create your own toast art. Pop them in our toasters and toast art pops out.

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Jesus Toaster

The Jesus ToasterTM

Quite possibly the Most Ultimate Novelty Christmas Gift on the Planet (and the Heavens) Available in 230v EU Plug.

Get a Slice of Heaven for just
$34.99 plus shipping

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Another Toaster for Bernie

Bernie Toast

Turn up the political heat and toast Bernie's climb to the Democratic Ticket every morning until November 2016!


A Toast for Hillary

Bernie Toast

Yet another Clinton toaster in the White House? Bill can jam and never take out the saxophone.


Trump this Toaster

InterChangeable Inserts

Heating up the debate with a butter solution? Political correctness has melt it's match? Trump has the other Republicans unplugging from the wall.


None of the corporate profits from the proceeds of these toasters goes towards any political campaign... including Bernie's.

Selfie Toast

Just the Selfie ToastTM

Inserts & Toaster Not Included

Surprise Your Friends with Their Face on Toast! Clear Lid Gift Box Included. Not for Human Consumption.

Starting at $29.95 Each plus shipping

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Redemption Center

InterChangeable Inserts

Recieved a Selfie Toaster with a Redemption Code? This is the place to get your custom fabricated Selfie Toast Inserts included with our retailer versions.

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Special Deals

InterChangeable Inserts

Peace Toasters, Virgin Mary Toasters and our old style inserts toasters are on sale.

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Toast Person

Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation

Toasting families, friends, logos, pets, trademarks, doodles, historical people, original art, quotes, notes, and so much more since 2010.

Breakfast Club

Join the Breakfast Club

Save up to 20% off any purchase. See your custom orders as they are processed. Update Images. Add your toast art to our collection and make money with commissions. Free lifetime toaster replacement.