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Creating Your Very Own Kitchen Counter Culture
Any face on toast! Just possibly the most unique personailized gift ever created? A Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation original and yet to be copied... the one and only Selfie Toaster! This is not Photoshop Fiction. Get yours today.
What would you say in 1-3 lines with up to five characters each? Say it on toast.
From the Jesus, Mary or Peace Sign Toaster to a limited supply of our old style interchangable insert toasters choose our unique novelty toasters for your next gift on the list. Some of best breakfast laughs start with a Burnt ImpressionsTM Toaster.
Do you own a Burnt ImpressionsTM interchangable insert toaster and want to expand it's capabilities? Looking for a starter toaster for less cost than our Selfie ToastersTM or Note ToastersTM? Explore our ever growing collection of toast art. Please toast safe and read the warnings.
Get free toaster replacements for life! Subscribe to our Breakfast Club and get all the news about our specials and new toast inserts with our monthly newsletter. You may even find free stuff every now and then in your mailbox. With a PAID SUBSCRIPTION, members also receive new inserts every month and enjoy discounts all the time.
Not really. Each toast image is unique and reacts to toasting differently with any kind of bread, but fine grain breads without many air bubbles work best when trying to achieve the best image possible. Though many brands work well, our bread sponsor Jacquet® makes a crustless white bread we find extremely good for toasting your art.
The Christmas Deadlines for online created Selfie ToastersTM are: December 5th for Domestic Orders, and November 30th for International Orders. Afterwards we cannot guarantee delivery of this made to order personalized product before Christmas. Order a Selfie ToasterTM with included coupon for custom selfie inserts after these dates.
The one and only Selfie ToasterTM with included instructions to redeem an unique coupon for custom selfie inserts at a future date. Let your friends and family decide which photo they want on toast!
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Choose between the Original Jesus Toasters or our new 2nd Coming Jesus Toaster! Jesus on toast has never been easier.
Original Virgin Mary Toasters available at miraculous prices. These simulacran toasters are destroying eBay's "Miracle Toast" market.
Bringing peace to the breakfast table every morning. Give these toasters a chance. Serve with whirled peas for a special treat!