the Trump Toaster

$45.00 $1,000,000,000.00

Product Description

Part joke, part real toaster with Trump's face on it. For the full joke effect, please explore all branches of logic; and remember, if you are in any way offended by this joke/product please email me and I will send you a coupon for $4.20 off this very product. 

This toaster comes with:

(2) Two Trump inserts AND (1) One insert for each of the toast designs that show up within your chosen logic branch.
Toast Art & Metal Fabrication done in Vermont by an unabashed leftist libertarian... toaster still comes from China.