the Jesus Toaster™ Collection

Shipping is Included in the Price...

We have Sold Out of US Jesus Toasters. We will not be getting more stock now until May 2019. Apologies for any inconvenience. We do have a  Pre-Order Special.

Suitable for both Atheist & Theists with a sense of humor... Jesus toaster was the savior that buttered our transition from wacky idea to profit jelly. Spreading our vision of toast art to the masses while being quite possibly the coolest Christmas novelty gift on the planet. 


We ship Jesus toast anywhere on the planet... to avoid delays, make sure to pick the correct shipping option. Also, I can't be responsible for any import duties, taxes, or other fees beyond my mountain in Vermont. Sorry.