Corporate Blow Up Event
I am selling all of my inventory of Selfie Toasters™ (less than 1000 left) in a final last hurrah business blow up event... or bust.
- Pay back Line of Credit with the local bank.
- Pay back Shopify and PayPal loans.
- Deal with my $15k I.R.S. issue.
- Close all other business accounts payable.
- Create an eternal internet memorial to Jesus Toasters™ & Selfie Toasters™ and the fun stuff we have done.
- Honor all redemption codes for the next five years.
- Protect Trademarks so no others can market Jesus Toasters™ or Selfie Toasters™ for profit ever again.
- Do this without filing for bankruptcy.
- Grow food.
Thank you for all the fun over the years!
Galen P Dively III - Artist & President - Vermont Novelty Toaster CorporationVisualizing a freak run business dedicated to preserving stoner history that can in a moment's notice convert to an agrarian collective when the grocery stores stop selling food.