the Selfie Toasters™ are Real (Fun)

Shipping toast art anywhere on the planet...

Shipping is Included in the Price... to avoid delays, make sure to pick the toaster with the correct shipping designation... USA, Canada, or Worldwide. On all orders, I can't be responsible for any import duties, taxes, or other fees beyond my mountain in Vermont. Sorry.

I carry both 120 volt US & 230 volt EU toasters. The correct toaster for the destination country's electricity needs will be sent by default. If you want a different one please add that request in the comments section of your checkout.

the Selfie Toaster™ Shipped within the USA ($75)

the Selfie Toaster™ Shipped to Canada or Mexico ($85)

the Selfie Toaster™ Shipped Everywhere Else ($95)

Please Note: Human faces are my bread and butter. I do them very well. Text and design heavy logos, non human animals, and many inanimate objects may not work very well. Contact me if you have any questions. I crop and edit the images you send me for best results on toast.

It's what I do... thanks to you. -Galen