the Selfie Toaster™ - Shipped within the USA

$75.00


Product Description

 What You Get Besides Bragging Rights to Really Cool Toast Art? 

One toaster made in China with special rails and mechanisms that hold your bread against interchangeable stainless steel stencils used to create toast art. I fabricate the stencils here at my home in Vermont. For each custom image you order, you get two of these bad boys. (Inserts... not the toasters.) Additional custom images available. Cool stuff eh?

4 Quick Steps to Cool Toast!

  1. Upload the face you want on toast - while ordering your Selfie Toaster™ you have the option to purchase up to five more custom images at a discounted rate. All orders with multiple custom images ordered get cool smiley face inserts on us. 
  2. Pimp Your Toaster - with a photograph quality sticker... or not.
  3. Additional Images - while ordering your Selfie Toaster™ you have the option to purchase up to five more custom images at a discounted rate ($5 off each one). All orders with multiple custom images ordered also gets a cool smiley face insert on us. .
  4. Rush Options - get me off my ass quicker with bribery in the form of rush production options. This is quite effective... and appreciated.