the Selfie Toaster™

$49.99


Product Description

What You Get Besides Bragging Rights for Giving Really Cool Toast Art? One toaster made in China with special rails and mechanisms that hold bread against interchangeable stainless steel stencils. I make the stencils here in Vermont.

For each custom image you order, you get two identical stainless steel stencils. (It's a two slice toaster.) Yes, you can have two faces each on a slice. Cool stuff eh?

4 Quick Steps to a Toaster that Creates Custom Toast Art on Every Slice!

  1. Upload the photo/image file(s) you want to be toast art. While ordering your Selfie Toaster™ you have the option to get up to five additional stainless steel stencils at a discounted rate. 
  2. We carry US 120 Volt toasters AND EU 230 Volt toasters. Choose only one.
  3. Then comes the option to personalize the toaster itself. This is a UV resistant high resolution photograph label put on the front. Essentially a sticker with a UV resistant and washable film protecting it. It's somewhat kitschy but cool and washable. There is fee of $10 per toaster for this.
  4. Then lastly you are given the option to get me off my ass quicker with bribery in the form of rush production options. This is quite effective.