the Selfie Toaster

$50.00 $65.00

Product Description

Any Human Face on Toast or Your Bread Back

What you get: One toaster made in China with special rails and mechanisms that hold your bread against the interchangeable stainless steel stencils fabricated here in Vermont. For each custom image you order, you get two identical stainless steel stencils. It's a two slice toaster.

4 Quick steps to a toaster that creates custom toast art on every slice:

  1. Upload the photo/image file(s) you want to make into toast art. You have the option to get up to five additional stainless steel stencils at a discounted rate. 
  2. We carry US 120 Volt toasters AND EU 230 Volt toasters. Pick which one.
  3. Then comes the option to personalize the toaster itself. This is a UV resistant high resolution photograph label put on the front. Essentially a sticker with a UV resistant and washable film protecting it. It's somewhat kitschy but cool and washable. There is fee of $10 per toaster for this.
  4. Then lastly you are given the option for get me off my ass quicker with bribery:  and rush production options. This is effective.