What You Get Besides Bragging Rights to Really Cool Toast Art?
One toaster made in China with special rails and mechanisms that hold bread against interchangeable stainless steel stencils. I fabricate the stencils here at my home in Vermont. For each custom image you order, you get two of these bad boys. (Inserts... not the toasters.) Additional custom images available. Cool stuff eh?
4 Quick Steps to Cool Toast!
Upload the face you want on toast - while ordering your Selfie Toaster™ you have the option to purchase up to five more custom images at a discounted rate. All orders with multiple custom images ordered get cool smiley face inserts on us.
Additional Images - get additional custom images for your toaster.
Pimp Your Toaster - with a photograph quality sticker... or not.
Rush Options - get me off my ass quicker with bribery in the form of rush production options. This is quite effective... and appreciated.
Expedited International Shipping w/ DHL Option - 2-3 day delivery time versus 7-21 days.