"Warning - The website you about to enter I created out of necessity and no budget - The success of our Selfie Toasters has given me a budget and you a whole new website coming this November." -Galen Dively III CEO/President VNTC
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Any Face and Most Logos on Toast
One Face per Insert - Two faces have been discontinued due to quality issues
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For best results upload 300dpi image with a clear view of the face.
Faces should not be grainy or take up a very small part of the photograph.
Photos should have good lighting and contrast with no props or gimmicks hiding areas on face.
Logos are often difficult. Please contact us if you have any questions. Remember... It's toast.

We have recently lowered our price while making photo on front of toaster optional.

Please Allow Up to 5 Business Days to Complete - Orders Placed After 2pm EST Start Processing on the next business day
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We are good but remember fine detail is darn near impossible to achieve with heat and toast. If we squint and can't see your face we will cancel your order and refund the full puchase price. No hard feelings. (Don't let the word "Corporation" fool you, we are a very small company that cares.)