"I've spent 10 years in the ringer—divorce, cancer, and a world shut down. I kept the flame low, but now I’m turning the gas back up. We're rebooting the original Selfie and Jesus Toasters on that same mountain in Walden, Vermont... and this is the plan."

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50 LIMITED SPECIALS

The Selfie Toaster™

Custom Selfie Toaster

Limited specials include TWO custom inserts and ONE set of STOCK themed sets. A Nearly $200 VALUE.

$150.00

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THE CLASSIC

Custom 2-Slice

Custom Logo Toaster

Ideal for iconic images or corporate logos. Built on the same industrial chassis I've used for 15 years. Reliable, consistent, and guaranteed to make them smile.

$49.95

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