Want a novelty joke that works?

Any Face on Toast or Your Bread Back.

Toasters that Shock!

It doesn’t get much kitschier.
Created in Vermont

Custom Novelty Toasters

A perfect gift for the Kids, Doting Moms, Handsome Dads, Silly Friends, Retiring Bosses, White Elephant Parties, Any Wedding Party, those Narcissists We All Know, and Anyone Else with Everything.

Not Bad for $150 USD

Shipped Just About Anywhere on Planet Earth