NEW BATCH COMING MAY 2026

The Walden Workshop

From a Vermont Farmhouse to a Global Phenomenon

"Burnt Toast" — A short film by Timothy Moorish for Vermont Public.

As Seen on the World Stage

The Today Show

Demonstrating custom toast art live for millions of viewers in Rockefeller Plaza.

Anderson Cooper

Featured on the 'RidicuList' and CNN for the sheer viral genius of our creations.

Global Media

Broadcasted across 50+ countries during the peak of our "media storms."

2010: The Jesus Toaster

It started with a piece of sheet metal and a divine spark. The Jesus Toaster became an overnight viral sensation. At the height of the buzz, even Al Gore called the workshop personally to order a pair.

2014: The Selfie Toaster

We took it further. By allowing anyone to upload a photo and get a custom plate made in Vermont, we turned the toaster into the ultimate gift. A half-million dollar success story that redefined novelty.

The Legend Returns.

Batch 001 is firing up for the May 2026 Relaunch.

Reserve Your Toaster

The Burnt Impressions story has been documented extensively across the globe.
Feel free to Search the Internet for more on our history of media storms and workshop adventures.