FacePlate™ Stainless Steel Inserts

The toaster is just the hardware. This is the software. Why buy an entirely new gag gift when you can just hot-swap the punchline to match a new inside joke, a birthday, or a holiday?

• The Actual Magic: Custom CNC-machined from high-quality stainless steel right in our Walden, Vermont workshop. These plates outlast the bread, the toaster, and probably all of us.
• Infinite Replay Value: Upload a new selfie, your dog, a company logo, or a terrible picture of your boss. If you have the image, we can burn it into your breakfast.
• Hot-Swappable: Designed to slide perfectly into our custom hardware rails. Just pull the old joke out and drop the new one in.