Ditch the Boring Promo Pens™
Your logo. On toast. The most aggressive corporate swag on the market.
The Only Small-Batch Shop on Earth
Overseas factories require a 1,000-unit minimum order just to tool a custom toaster. We are the only place on the planet where you can get custom-machined promotional toasters with a minimum order of just half a dozen.
Stop giving your best clients cheap water bottles that end up in a landfill. Give them a custom-engineered platform that literally forces them to look at your logo every single morning.
We CNC-machine your company logo into high-quality stainless steel FacePlates™ right here in our Vermont workshop, and load them into our proprietary hardware. It is an unforgettable corporate flex.
New Bulk Pricing
1 Case (6 units)$59.95 ea
2-4 Cases (12-24 units)$49.95 ea
5+ Cases (Over 2 Dozen)$39.95 ea
Bulk Benefits
- Small-Batch Minimums (Just 6 Units)
- Free Custom CNC Plate Setup
- Individual Gift Boxing Included
- Free Domestic Shipping on Cases
HARDWARE IS ON THE WATER