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Your Face.
On Toast.

Upload any photo and we'll build a custom novelty toaster that burns it into your bread. Simple, hilarious, and unforgettable.

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Customize Your Toaster

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No photo ready? Leave it blank to buy now—you can safely upload your files via the link in your email receipt anytime later!
Add more custom plates?

$49.95 ea (Standard Rate) — Sign in to the Breakfast Club for discounted plates and activate your punch cards.

$99.95

Total Amount

We'll email them a link to upload the missing photos. (You can still set their physical shipping address at checkout).