The Original Selfie Toaster™

Why settle for boring bread when you can literally eat your own face? This is the ultimate personalized novelty gift, built on our custom hardware.

Upload your best selfie, your dog, your boss, or a friend, and we will CNC-machine a stainless steel FacePlate™ right in our Vermont workshop. The perfect prank gift that guarantees a laugh at every breakfast.

The best part? You can slide the art out and swap a new one in whenever you want. Add extra plates to your order and keep the joke going.

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