The Original Jesus Toaster™

You asked for a sign, and here it is... on a piece of wheat bread. The internet’s favorite gag gift is back, ready to deliver a crispy, golden-brown miracle straight to your countertop.

• Zero Smite Guarantee: Fully tested to ensure your bread is blessed, not cursed. It actually works, every single time.
• The Ultimate Gag Gift: The undisputed heavyweight champion of White Elephant parties, office birthdays, and confusing your grandmother.
• Swap It Out Later: Getting tired of the holy toast? You can easily slide the metal plates out later and replace them with a different custom design.