The Original Jesus Toaster™

You aren't buying this for the hardware—you're buying it for the daily miracle. As our classic, off-the-shelf offering, we've already pre-loaded the Savior into the toaster so you can experience a divine burn every single morning.

• The Ultimate Gag Gift: Guaranteed to win your next White Elephant exchange. It is absurd, it is hilarious, and it actually works.
• A Daily Miracle: Perfectly toast the face of Jesus on bread every single morning. Zero smite guarantee included.
• Fully Upgradeable: While it comes pre-loaded with a miracle, this hardware is fully compatible with our custom CNC-machined FacePlates™ if you ever want to swap the art later.