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The Breakfast Club

A loyalty program for people who love toast and jokes. Log in to access your discounts and art vault.

VIP Pricing & Punches

Members automatically unlock $35 custom FacePlates™ (normally $49.95). Plus, earn rewards with our digital punch cards: Buy 5 plates, get 1 free. Buy 5 toasters, get 1 free. We track the crumbs, you get the rewards.

The Art Vault

Your personal library of every custom selfie and logo you've ever uploaded. Ready for high-priority re-orders the moment you come up with a new gag.

Lifetime Guarantee

Direct workshop access to utilize our "As Long As I'm Around" lifetime toaster replacement guarantee. The plates last forever; if the plastic doesn't, we've got you covered.

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