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$25.00

FacePlate™ Inserts

Keep the laughs fresh by dropping a brand-new face, meme, or terrible photo of your boss into your morning routine. Each $25.00 order includes a pair of inserts (two of the same design).

  • Your Image, Perfectly Toasted: Upload your dog, your best friend, or a fresh inside joke. If you have the photo, we’ll make it burn.
  • Instantly Swappable: Use our magnetic tool to pop plates in and out effortlessly without burning your fingers. Drops right into your Burnt Impressions toaster.
Strict Compatibility Warning

These inserts only work on our current toasters equipped with the proprietary Logo Rail System. They will absolutely not fit standard retail toasters, and they will not fit older generation novelty toasters.

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$25.00

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